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2010-06-11T13:20:00.002-04:00

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2010-06-11T12:10:00.001-04:00

Breaking sports news video. MLB, NFL, NBA, NHL highlights and more.

You are clearly a beast Big Baby. And we thank you sir.

Picard is drunk,hilarious. Fat guy is defensive,fat.

2010-06-10T20:33:00.004-04:00

I dont care how drunk and stupid Patrick Stewart is acting. Hes fucking captain Picard and he is a knight. I bet fatty hasnt even got his MBE. While he was in diapers Patrick Stewart was playing Hamlet in London and killing the Borg in sector 001. Let us all have repect for our drunken elders

Feeeelin You

2010-06-08T22:04:00.003-04:00

Feeeeeeeelin you!

Extreme Downhill Skating. Yep, you read that right

2010-05-30T01:32:00.002-04:00

Craziest sport ever.

Blade Master demonstration

2010-05-26T11:11:00.000-04:00

So, this guy is pretty much me circa 1988. That was me in my backyard murdering unsuspecting cardboard boxes with a sword. "Just hanging out....."

Big Baby surprises even me

2010-05-24T23:44:00.001-04:00

Nate and Scalabrine loved it too.

Guy crushes cans while wearing WWF championship belt

2010-05-19T10:49:00.002-04:00

So without the belt, this video isnt even funny. Got this from a buddy, and thats his basement. So I must have missed this incredible feat. Damn........

Big Baby fucked up. Okay?

2010-05-15T17:31:00.002-04:00

Jesus coach. Cool it. The dude fucked up. He knows it.
I love this video. He is basically telling the coach to shut the fuck up. With the conference championship games looming the only question I have is what great Glen Davis moments are yet to come?

Forget My Little Pony

2010-05-12T20:59:00.004-04:00

So this is just like the mini-pony. There is one amazing difference that makes the baby reindeer superior by far. Reindeer can fly. Just try to get your head around that.

I always thought there was one fatal flaw in the whole flying reindeer/Pegasus mythos..........

Shit.

Have you ever been around horses? They shit constantly. So if you had all these flying animals, we'd all be getting crushed and maimed by falling turds. If a Pegasus was high enough, that turd could kill.

In reality this is what a flying horse looks like.

Scalabrine left hanging

2010-05-09T21:37:00.003-04:00

Dude is pretty much worthless.Even on the bench in street clothes. Id still love to be the only white dude on an NBA team. You just have to get used to things like getting left hanging.

I love that I somehow got Big Baby and Scal in the same amusing video. Ive been working hard, staying dilligent, and it finally paid off.

Suns burning bright

2010-05-08T21:05:00.000-04:00

In the locker room after.

More proof that cats aren't to be trusted

2010-05-03T17:21:00.003-04:00

Im telling you. Cats are all up to something, and that something is pure evil. Lets join together in an effort to destroy this pestilance upon the earth. Buy a cat-killing pony today!

My little pony

2010-04-29T23:53:00.003-04:00

I want that thing bad. I have been thinking about getting a pet. Id make a little saddle for him and let stuffed animals ride around on him.
Also, I have a few questions.
Is my fascination with this due to repressed memories of playing with my sisters my little pony dolls when I was a kid?

Do you have to buy him little tiny horseshoes or can you just blast a few staples into its hooves?
Can I train it to fight cats?
How many cats could it kick in the dick at once?
I hate cats............
You wont catch my little pony pulling this shit.

Star Trek: the next generation

2010-04-28T20:09:00.001-04:00

A movie about Gene Rodenberry's son? Im fucking in. Live long and prosper bitches!

Fear the Deer

2010-04-27T11:00:00.002-04:00

First of thats the shit. If I was running that team, Bango the Deer would be my 6th man. Just imagine the crowd reacting to him coming off the bench.
"Now in for the Bucks....BANGOOOOOOOOO!"
BYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

Whoopty-goddamn-de-doo

2010-04-19T21:54:00.002-04:00

I watched this movie countless time as a teenager. To this day I cant think of a funnier line in a movie than "whoopty-god-damnedy-doo".

Welcome to the Nati

2010-04-19T21:34:00.000-04:00

New trend or utter thievery?

2010-04-19T20:42:00.001-04:00

> From: ************@gmail.com
> To: **************@hotmail.com
> Date: Mon, 19 Apr 2010 14:06:29 -0400
>
> Hot dog? Pepperoni stick? Or something really cool we don't even know
> about?
>

Looks like hotdog to me. My question to everyone is, why havent we all been rolling around with hotdogs in our pockets? Im going to by some kosher beef franks right now. Just call me frankfurter from now on, because I will always have a dog in my drawers.

My alternate theory is he is stealing dogs from speedway. Thats pretty low. They are like 2 for a buck with unlimited relish and shit.

So I guess hes either the coolest innovater in portable meat, or a scumbag that rips dogs off the spinning grill at the gas station.

Feel free to send more of these kinds of things. They really get my wheels spinning obviously.

Ball dont lie!

2010-04-14T18:01:00.003-04:00

Like you say Rasheed, "ball dont lie!". Especially when the ball is cored on yourself. Doh! Its been a bad year for celtics brain farts I got to say. On the other hand,its been a great year for youtube.

Best school play ever

2010-04-01T09:53:00.002-04:00

The best part of this is the end. The parents clapped! Thank god for parents that dont have a stick up their ass. Congrats you cock-a-roaches.

I wish this was real

2010-03-24T14:08:00.002-04:00

"Weird: The Al Yankovic Story" from Aaron Paul

Man I wish this was a real movie. It would be tremendous. I had all of the Weird Al tapes. Ive never had a Weird Al cd. Do they even make those?

My labor bears fruit

2010-03-23T10:32:00.000-04:00

Here are two song from the band Canned Under Authority at Northside Tavern. Its from last fridays concert. My student Randy plays, sings in, and kind of leads them. Im so proud....... Hes the one in the middle.

White Rabbit........nailed it!

The Weight........didnt know Randy could sing like that.

Im Black Ya'll (Not Really)

2010-03-21T19:40:00.001-04:00

Got this from a buddy

Here are his comments

"Really. How can they make an all black football game. Really are you
that mad there maybe one or two white guys on the field. Do you need
100% blacks. Shouldn't it be the African American college football
experince? ACFE. oh wait it's spelled xperience right. ACFX. I never
did like the madden games or NCAA football. I'm glad they finally made
a game that speaks to me. I'd like to see a black NBA game come out.
Ground breaking stuff this video game maker is on."

Here is a discription of the game

Description
The Doug Williams Edition is a first-of-its-kind game that immerses players in the rich culture, history and pageantry of football game day on Historically Black College and University (HBCU) campuses. The game fuses realistic, bone-jarring football action created using the Unreal 3.0 engine with two unique new rhythm games – the interactive Halftime Show and Drum Line Challenge. In addition, a wealth of historical data has been integrated in the Legacy Museum and dozens of licensed tracks performed by college football's most entertaining marching bands are included in the game's Jukebox.

Check it out.

So basically its like madden/guitar hero. Sounds great to me. Unfortunately this game costs 50 bones. Not worth it just to satisfy a curiousity. But it would be funny if they made an all white sports game. Oh wait,NHL games got that covered. Nascar too.

Then there is this.

Doh!

2010-03-19T22:29:00.000-04:00

Im a little late on this one. Guess what Grizzlies fan? You win a busted grill and a shitty team. Congratulations!

All other movies are just yawning vaginas

2010-03-11T19:13:00.000-05:00

Byaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

NBA player retrospective: Ron Artest

2010-03-11T14:05:00.000-05:00

There are plenty of maniacs in the NBA. Its time to take a look back at one who has been maybe the most entertaining. If nothing else, he is the most violent. So enjoy some old videos of Ron-Ron doing his thing.

Its frakking sabatoge!

2010-03-10T09:44:00.000-05:00

The interenet is a strange and sometimes wonderful place. Whats next? So whatcha want?

Big Baby is slick

2010-03-03T11:46:00.000-05:00

Cavs fans are all pissed off saying that Glen Davis was going after Shaq-fu's thumb. Im wondering why its a surprise. This is the guy that broke his hand on his best friends face. Im pretty sure he would go after Shaq-fu. Im glad. At least hes hitting them where it hurts.

I am a motherfucker's Punch-Out

2010-03-02T13:39:00.000-05:00

The sensation continues.....

Richardson vs Scalabrine

2010-03-01T13:38:00.000-05:00

Which is more embarrassing? Jason Richardson's sweet dunk.

Or Scalabrine's sweet inbound pass.

Maybe Stoudemire needs to give Richardson some lessons in how to dunk.

What the hell was that?

2010-02-28T19:04:00.000-05:00

Come on man. No wonder you guys are getting beat by the Nets and shit.

Just embarassing.

Empregn8ed

2010-02-25T09:13:00.000-05:00

J-Kizzle representing my Cincinnati Reds.

Guy is terrible sideline reporter.

2010-02-23T20:32:00.000-05:00

Ok first watch for the monster cheerleader that runs by in the beginning. Second enjoy this dude who will probably be on ESPN next year. These guys thrive on being awful so he has a leg up on everyone.

I cant wait to see how he handles this situation: "Thanks Joe..."

The sensation continues: More with I am a motherfucker

2010-02-22T13:55:00.000-05:00

Who are you? I am a motherfucker.

The golf channel has crying idiot break down Tiger Woods apology

2010-02-22T13:03:00.000-05:00

Well this guy is obviously going through something in his personal life. It was like he was admitting to cheating on his wife, and his mother was sitting there. I wonder if one of the other reporters slapped him after the cameras were off.

Thanks, I needed that sound bite Animal House sound bites

I am a motherfucker, the interview.

2010-02-19T21:35:00.000-05:00

This is good for the first couple minutes, but takes a bizarre turn around the 3 minute mark. You have to watch this whole video to really appreciate it. Jorts make a cameo.

Internet sensation: I am a motherfucker

2010-02-19T21:21:00.000-05:00

I swear this is the biggest thing since pants on the ground. Check out this Mortal Kombat video of I am a motherfucker's epic victory.

Next I have an interview with I am a motherfucker himself.

Old white guy with strange beard dominates mouthy black youth

2010-02-19T21:07:00.000-05:00

I am not usually a guy who sits around watching fights on the internet. This was just too awesome not to share. A few things:

1. What is up with that guys beard? Its the most fake looking real beard ever.

2. Check out his shirt. Its reads, I AM a motherfucker. Thats warning sign number one.

3. He is clearly some crazed war veteran who has killed fitty men. You know, those guys always look like a really healthy 60 but are really 95 and can kick your ass without a second thought.

4. He warned him verbally not "to fuck with him". How dumb are you, random black dude? He has beard power, old man strength, and a t-shirt letting you know just in case you didnt get the warning signs. Then he actually warns you.

The Ricky Gervais Show

2010-02-19T10:15:00.000-05:00

HBO has started a new animated show staring Ricky Gervais, Stephen Merchant and some dude with a round head. Its pretty funny. Not as funny as the office though......

Thats what she said

2010-02-18T12:41:00.000-05:00

Ever wondered the origins of the "thats what she said" joke? Well that guy from Reno 911 found out and it turned out to be hilarious.

That's What She Said from Megan Mullally

Why are sellers on Amazon/Ebay such fucking liars?

2010-02-13T20:04:00.000-05:00

I ordered a book from Amazon and it never arrived. Here is my correspondence with seller. I love how there is always some ridiculous excuse. But why even send this to me?

Sent 2-10

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Hello. Thanks for the deal on a book I didnt even know about til I saw it here. I have however not recieved the book. I was wondering if you could let mw know when it was shipped and from where.
Thanks again.

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Sent 2-11

-------------- Begin message ---------------------

Ive attempted to contact you about my book. It has still not arrived. If I do not hear from you today, Ill be filling a claim against you.

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On 2-12 I recieved a refund from Amazon. Not the seller.

Then today I got this.
-------------- Begin seller message ---------------------

Hello, justed wanted to let you know that I have issued you a full refund on your order. I apologize for any inconvenience and stress this has caused. The reason for the delay in getting back with you is that I am fighting breast cancer (since end of Sept). I am right at the end of my chemo treatments and when I receive one it takes me down for approx. 10 days. I am running a little behind in my customer emails. I have awesome people that can and do run every aspect of my business superbly. . . . . .except for answering the customer emails. I'm the only one that has done that for the past 8 years. Again, I apologize for the delay. I hate to sound like I'm trying to make excuses but it is what it is. thank you for your business - it is greatly appreciated as is your patience and understanding. Hope you're having a god day!

-------------- End seller message ------------------------
Oh my bad. Didnt know you have fucking breast cancer. What a liar. If I had breast cancer I would be furious, but I dont so Im just confused.

Star Trek: the naughty bits

2010-02-09T20:12:00.000-05:00

Dog has mixed feelings about vacuum

2010-02-07T13:45:00.000-05:00

I dont usually go for the silly pet humor, but this one got me laughing. I love the nutty Bob Saget style voice over. The fact that its in a foreign language just enhances its craziness. But most of all, this dog is crazy right?

Trenchcoat guy just got arrested

2010-02-06T22:06:00.000-05:00

Seriously, watch out for the fucking tiger!

19 year old hippy kid dominates Price is Right on his birthday

2010-02-03T14:45:00.000-05:00

I dont remember what I did on my 19th birthday, but I know I didnt win any cars. My favorite part is when he wins the first car. Drew loses it celebrating. Looks like he is rooting the Browns on in his living room. That is something youd never see Bob Barker doing.

Is this the best song ever?

2010-02-02T23:27:00.000-05:00

If you want to have the best day youve ever had follow these simple steps:

Step 1: Wake up.

Step 2: Listen to this song.

Step 3: Watch your cares drift away.......

Rex Ryan is funny

2010-01-31T14:40:00.000-05:00

I hate the Jets for beating my hometown Bengals twice to knock them out of the playoffs, but you got love their coach Rex Ryan. He is a total media whore and sometimes there are wonderful results.

Here he is at the Strikeforce event in miami from over the weekend.

Can you imagine Marvin Lewis drunk at a Cleveland arena telling the crowd that his Bengals were going to beat the Browns twice?

We can only wonder what that would be like here.

Pee-Wee gets an IPad

2010-01-31T12:27:00.001-05:00

Pee-wee Gets An iPad! from Pee-wee Herman

Maybe you didnt know, but Pee-Wee is back! He has a stage show in LA and now that Ive gotten a look at the stage, I want to go. It looks just like I remember. Of course, I loved his show. But the first movie was the ultimate.

Here is another blast from the 80's. Pee-Wee's crack PSA. Hilarious.

No more Big Baby?

2010-01-26T09:53:00.000-05:00

Glen 'Big Baby' Davis wants to drop nickname

BOSTON (AP) - -- Boston Celtics forward Glen "Big Baby" Davis is looking to change his image. Step One: Drop the nickname.

Davis, who missed the start of the season following surgery for a broken thumb he sustained in a fight with a childhood friend, was recently fined $25,000 for directing inappropriate language at a fan during a game against Detroit last Wednesday.

"I'm in the public eye. Kids look up to me. You just can't make those kind of statements," he said before Monday's game against the Los Angeles Clippers. "It (stinks) that you have to learn this way, how to keep your emotions intact. I know who I am as a person, and hopefully my fans know who I am as a person, that I am a good guy. I'm not a troublemaker or a fighter."

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Right, Glen. Youre not a trouble maker. But you will always be "Big Baby" to me.

Post-Apocalyptic Andy Rooney: new years resolutions

2010-01-19T00:57:00.000-05:00

Trailer Park Boys

2010-01-07T16:15:00.000-05:00

From the show Trailer Park Boys

Rickey Gervais sings to Elmo

2010-01-05T22:46:00.000-05:00

See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor.

This video is so great. Only Rickey Gervais can piss Elmo off. Its pretty hard to do. Elmo is probably the nicest red-humanoid-thing there is. Elmo is pretty much the only red-hairy-thingy that isnt violent or evil.

Hellboy is a good guy. But he drinks, smokes, and curses and is played by Ron Pearlman. Whats more evil and violent than that?

Then there's this guy from the Looney Toons cartoons. It was like a Barber's worst nightmare or something. A giant rug that chases Bugs Bunny around. They came up with endless characters to chase that damned rabbit around. Whats up doc? Evil red guy.

And of course Satan.

Military Night on Wheel of Fortune doesn't go very well.

2010-01-05T18:51:00.000-05:00

So, I am comepletely on the soldiers' side on this one. I didnt have any idea how to properly pronounce and spell Regis Philban. I really thought it was like Philb-man. Or Philman. You cant tell.

Plus these guys have probably been to busy fighting a war in the desert to know that kind of stuff. Its easy if you a loser with no job. Thats a tough puzzle if you are a fighting machine at war.

I wonder who is going to go down(retire or die) first, Sajak or Trebek. I put my money on Trebek. He should definately grow back the moustache.

Really close friends.......drunk

2010-01-04T16:52:00.000-05:00

Ive heard of the term "fuck your sister" drunk. Ive never heard "dude I was so drunk that I gave my friend a hickey". I have a friend that likes to burn himself when he is drunk. Ive never once seen him giving dudes hickeys.

Im thinking the one whos idea the whole neck slobbering was is gay. He knows his buddy who he has lusted after for years is so hammered that he will do it. I bet theyve played "I bet you cant make me jizz" before.

Ruskie Policeman Owned by Tree Branch

2010-01-02T21:08:00.000-05:00

Russian Cop Owned by Tree Branch - Watch more Funny Videos

This guy is a good sport at least. You have to respect how he takes the laughter like man. That looked like it hurt pretty bad. I would have been rolling around crying or got up yelling at everyone. Boris just smiles and rubs his busted yeltson.

Your business card is crap!

2009-12-30T19:49:00.000-05:00

American Psycho - Business Cards
Uploaded by nightwind23.

Hooker Boots

2009-12-26T11:22:00.000-05:00

Ive been amazed at the recent popularity of what Ive always called hooker boots. Ive seen seemingly normal homely women rock this look as well as super hot girls. I have to admit that I find it really funny either way.

Here is an example from yesterday's(xmas) espn sportscenter.

Hannah Storm looks like she is going to a halloween themed swingers club, not give us an injury update. In this case its not just the boots, but the boots are the constant. I always thought those were for walking the streets of Mt Adams at night.

I guess the funny thing to me is that girls rock this look when they are trying to dress up a little. My grandma would call that "dressing down". And the fact that its really mainstream clothing now. Hell even Sara Palin is hip.

And Tyra Banks,

I had a date recently(Im serious stop laughing) where the girl wore these kind of like brown riding pants with the hooker boots. It was hilarious. Of course as men, we are taught to believe that the ego of a woman is a very fragile thing. So we can never rip on a womans clothes.....to her face. Thus, I didnt laugh at this womans idea of looking "nice".

Now if you are woman you are thinking, "those arent hooker boots. Hooker boots have a longer heel and go to at least the knees". Whatever you want to tell yourself is cool with me. You are just acknowledging that you are walking a fine line. Just one step closer to realizing the truth. Plus its STRIPPER boots that have the giant heel. Not hooker boots. Big difference.

Merry Xmas bitches

2009-12-25T10:09:00.000-05:00

Rocking your socks off

2009-12-20T09:26:00.000-05:00

One of my guitar students Randy, is in a band that plays out pretty frequently. Canned Under Authority

The played a show last friday at the northside tavern. I missed this last one, but he has some video. Enjoy the fruits of my labors..........
(Randy is on the right of the singer playing the reddish sunburst PRS I helped him pick out)

And the show stopper.........

More thoughts on 15.......

2009-12-19T15:14:00.000-05:00

an excerpt from an e-mail i sent to a friend about Chris Henry;

As a fan of the Underdog in general, Im am so pissed about 15. Ive always been a guy drawn to the enigmatic player like Henry. Example: one of my favorite NBA players is Glen "Big Baby" Davis. Or Josh Hamilton in the MLB. Guys that are super talented, but surprise me with their other activities. I remember how stoked I was when they brought him back, just because it added that kind of player to my hometown team.

The way Henry died is so f'ing weird. Did he kill himself, as witnesses are saying? Was he killed as a result of his girls driving? Did the Bengals let him down? Why didn't he have a Johnny Narron like Josh Hamilton to keep things like this from happening?

My take is this
People keep saying that he had distanced himself from the bad influences in his life. But has anyone considered that this girl was the bad influence this whole time? "He stayed in and spent time with his family instead of partying and hanging with his old crew" Maybe that bitch is crazy. I mean, we have all dated chicks that are crazy and dangerous to be around. That's my theory, that he would still be alive if he had stayed away from crazy bitches, mother of your children or not.

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Possible crazy bitch aside,Ill always remember games against the Steelers when Henry just took over. You see it allot more in the NBA and college sports, a player taking a game over. Chris Henry could do that.

Remembering Chris Henry

2009-12-17T21:52:00.000-05:00

I dont know what happened. I wasnt there. All I know is one of my favorite enigma type players is gone forever. Here are a few highlights from his life on, and off the field.

Who can forget the time that he got blasted by a local judge?

How about the time he got physical with a Steelers db and a ref?

Or how about the time that an old man knocked Henry the fuck out?

Seriously though, the guy could ball. I always root for the underdog, so Chris Henry was always my dude. Here are the real highlights. Sorry about the obnoxious rap music.

Ricky Gervais on 60 minutes

2009-12-14T08:54:00.001-05:00

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Not nearly as funny or insightful as I thought it would be. Then again, 60 minutes sucks balls. All except for Andy Rooney. "You ever wonder why........"

The Lord of Tetris

2009-12-08T13:21:00.000-05:00

See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor.

I'm obviously made of fish. Are you for panda raping?

2009-12-07T20:47:00.000-05:00

Rickey Gervais teaches Elmo about necrophelia

2009-11-10T10:35:00.000-05:00

It was 40 years ago today that Sesame Street first aired. In tribute, here is Ricky Gervais teching Elmo about charity and necrophelia..........

Big Baby wants to play football

2009-11-05T17:20:00.000-05:00

From PFT

"Big Baby" wants to play football
Posted by Mike Florio on November 5, 2009 2:50 PM ET
LeBron James isn't the only NBA player who muses about playing pro football.

Glen "Big Baby" Davis of the Celtics is now saying he'd like to eventually trade in his green uniform for the ability to run on some fake green grass.

"I will try it," Davis recently told ESPN The Magazine. "When I become an All-Star in the NBA, when I become a great player in the NBA, then I'll try football." (Some might say that this means he'll never play football.)

In high school, the oversized but athletic Davis played defensive end, defensive tackle, and tailback. So what position would he want to play at the pro level?

"It don't matter," he said. "I just want to play."

At six feet, nine inches tall and nearly 290 pounds, his options likely would be limited to something involving a fairly large face mask.

Davis currently is expected to miss six weeks after breaking his thumb during a fight with a childhood friend. He was suspended by the team.

"I was defending myself," Davis said last week. "I wasn't just fighting. I feel like I let my team down by breaking my hand. I let my team down trying to defend myself. I have to make better decisions on how I choose my friends."

But, Glen, if you want to play in the NFL, choosing friends poorly and then continuing to associate with them after becoming an adult is part of the gig.
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How awesome would it be to have an incoherent, shirtless Glenn Davis on the Bengals. I am in. He can play quarterback if he wants. Can you imagine how funny that would be.

This of course gives me a reason to post some of my all time favorite clips. Disney laaaaaaaaand. And Shirtless celebrating. And lets not forget buzzer beater/lighting up kids on the sideline.

And here is Glenn being a real "Big Baby' last year after he got a new asshole from KG.

My favorite player by far........

Man and women play same guitar.....better than I do.

2009-10-31T21:24:00.000-04:00

Okay. So thats pretty amazing. Im thinking of giving up the guitar after watching these maniacs. The parts that make me really want to quit are the ones where they are each playing a hand. So one is picking and the other fretting. Anyone else jealous?

NBA in cleveland

2009-10-31T08:45:00.000-04:00

This kid sitting next to us was comepletely out of hand. Here he is during a time out.

There is definatetly something strange in the neighborhood......

2009-10-22T09:44:00.000-04:00

One of these days, I am going to get a laptop capable of this kind of goofyness. Look out, because on that day, Ill be covering the King of the Hill theme.

NBA begins!

2009-10-20T21:47:00.000-04:00

I am going to game 1 in cleveland. We will definately be going to disney laaaaaaaaaaaand And we will definately be saying hi to mickey mouse. Im going to ride the kiddie rides. Dont know if my dude is down for that.

Victory for Freedom

2009-10-19T14:21:00.000-04:00

I usually dont get excited one way or another when it comes to politics. However today something great has finally happened. Today the white house anounced that the federal govt's policy on medical marijuana has changed. They will no longer be charging people with federal violations when they are following state law. Theyve finally realized they have more important things to do.

Just to clear up what this means. As of now some states have legalized medical marijuana, but its still against federal law. So patients and dispenseries were getting raided by the DEA even though they are following state law. Now, the white house says that will stop.

Just to clear something up though. I am not sick. So I would not lie about that just to smoke legally. I just think this is step in the right direction. In a world where its legal to do heroin(morphine) and cocaine(cocaine sulfate) if a doctor says its ok, why cant people get baked(medical marijuana)?

Adventures in drinking

2009-10-18T09:48:00.000-04:00

As a silent film this is better than any Buster Keaton movie.

6161

2009-10-17T22:22:00.000-04:00

NFL picks week 6

2009-10-16T11:52:00.000-04:00

Texans@Bengals
Look for the Bengals to have a breakout offensive game, building a lead and holding it.The Texans are a dangerous team, but the Bengals will man-handle them in the trenches.
Bengals win at home.

Ravens@Vikings
After a division loss at home, the Ravens are in a pickle. Things are starting to go wrong. Future HOFamers are getting fined for losing their cool. The Vikings are a lock in this game.
Vikings win at home.

Cardinals@Seahawks
Birds vs birds. I hate birds. I give the Hawks the edge here. Homefield is big in Seattle.
Seahawks win at home.

Bears@Falcons
This is a tough one. Both teams are great. Should be a good one.
Bears win on the road.

Upset pick of the week

My Giants@Saints
This should be the best game of the week. Could be a shootout. But in the end, good defense will win this one.
Giants win on the road.

Dolemite yourself.

2009-10-13T21:43:00.000-04:00

This site is so awesome. Havent you ever wanted to be blaxploited? Here's what I came up with. I take after my personal hero, Dolemite......muthafucka!

Hallelujah!

2009-10-13T21:34:00.000-04:00

Hallelujah!

On the ground......

2009-10-12T18:31:00.000-04:00

My laptop was giving me all kinds of problems getting this video up. What do you think laptop? You think Im some kind of chump that needs your screen and keyboard? I threw it on the ground!(after I hit: save post) I threw it on the ground!

NFL picks week 5

2009-10-08T19:35:00.000-04:00

Im 11-11 going into this week. So far so good.
Lets start with the easiest pick of the week.
Raiders@Giants
Even without Eli, the Giants will spank the Raiders in NY. It is written. Either way, a first round pick will be the QB for both teams. David Carr or Eli Manning, and the fat and shitty JaMarcus Russel.
Giants win at home.

Steelers@Lions
Whoa. Did you see the Steelers almost give it up late last week. Scary for Steeler nation. The Lions are still a joke.
Steelers win on the road.

Bengals@Ravens
This game is going to be hard to watch. I think the Bengals will give B'more a game, but I just cant see them winning this one. Look for Joe Flacco to demoralize the Bengals defense.(I hope not)
Ravens win at home.

Patriots@Broncos
Something tells me the Broncos run of luck is about to end. This should be a great game to watch the playcalling. Student vs teacher. Teacher wins.
Patriots win on the road.

Colts@Titans
This one is easy too. The Titans cant get it together after their brutal defeat weak one at the hands of the Steelers. They can not get it together. 0-5 for the Titans.
Colts win on the road.

Upset pick of the week.

Browns@Bills
I think cleveland is headed in the right direction. Ditching WR Braylon Edwards for a journey man reciever was a great move. I think they will start putting together drives with much more sure handed recievers. The Bills are just terrible. I hope TO pulls a TO and flips out. The countdown has begun.
Browns win on the road.

Epic 3-way cat battle

2009-10-08T19:10:00.000-04:00

3 cats. 3 totally different strategies. The cat in the middle for example is biting the meat and licking the blood in an effort to psyche out his opponents. The cat on the left just locks in on the third cat. He gets a great idea though trying to block the airways with his paw. It backfires unfortunately. He loses his cool and lashes out in frustration. Very unprofessional. The third cat probably wins. His concentration is unmatched by any cat Ive ever see. Coupled with his athleticism he outlasts the others. Truly an battle for the ages. I really hope there are more of these. Maybe epic 3-way chicken breast cage match next week. Ill work on setting that up.

Donut-Burger best suicide option?

2009-10-08T16:38:00.000-04:00

This guy needs to calm the fuck down. Think about it. Its a burger on a donut.And not just any donut a krispy kreme donut. Thats the best kind. This guy is acting like hes pearing into the heart of evil calling it " a sign of the apacolypse. Like the stupid burger has bad intentions. "Just look at it."
So then he starts listing ways of offing yourself and mentions shooting at the police so they will kill you. Real nice man. That awful suggestion probably caused at least one or two suicides-by-cop today.
Its not even gross. Who hasnt been at a fair and slammed a burger and some funnel cake in between brews. Its the same thing dude, so calm it down.

Randomness 10-6

2009-10-06T11:05:00.000-04:00

Lets start with this whole Erin Andrews alleged voyeur. I still think its a plot by Andrews for publicity. What celebrity books their hotel room under their real name? I think Ray Maualaluga agrees with me.

Dude, some guy built a real Batmobile.

This is so funny. Really, you should take the time to read it. Its some correspondence between a tennent and a landlord. The tennent is hilarious and the landlord doesnt appreciate his comic genius.

This site looks like its from the mid 90s. But its still awesome. Have you heard of Jews for Jesus? Well this is Klingons for Christ.

I think if you memorized this list of jokes, you could kill in any situation.

John Thorton has thoughts on the Bengals. Check out the great comments section. No racists or morons.

Matt Bowen has brought back his Scheme Sessions. This is so great for those of us that have never played football. This week he explains the zone-blitz.

What would it be like when you grew up, your parents owned a porno shop.....

The Giants win.......AGAIN! There are so badass. Even the President is a Giants fan.

NFL Picks 10-3

2009-10-03T08:54:00.000-04:00

Today is my sisters birthday. Happy bday sis. You rule.

Also, Id like to welcome Amy H. Thanks for joingin the "real" darkside.

Now on to the pics. Sorry not a very pretty post, but I dont have time to shine it up.

The first game is the Sunday night game. Chargers at Steelers. You have to go with pitt here. Theey are just a better team playing at home.
Steelers win

Jets at Saints.
The Jets defense is good, but not that good. New Orleans will score and score and score again.
Saints win.

My Giants @ KC Chiefs. This is the definition of "trap" game. However, my G-men dont fall into traps so they win.....big.
Giants win on the road.

Bengals at Browns. Once again, here is a trap. This Bengals team is different. Watch them smash the hopes and dreams of Browns fans to little bits.
Bengals win big.

Upset of the week

Ravens@Patriots
Look out Pats. The AFC is about to represent. This may the game of the week as far as entertainment value. I think the Ravens are going to get to the Superbowl this year. They are fantastic.
Ravens win on the road.

Randomness 9-30

2009-09-30T13:42:00.000-04:00

Have you ever wondered what it would be like if Paperboy was real?

This made me laugh really hard. Usually, these cat videos are only funny to the people who filmed them. This is obviously an exception.

I guess this comeplete bullshit story still has legs. Does anyone still belive this? I never did.

Andre Smith is still in a boot. They may need his manboobs later in the season.

Chad is wearing pink.

Here is a great documentary about the unknown world of commercial crooning. Before the days of radio and television.......

Troy Polamalu's rehab is not going well.

The new stadium in Dallas has some awesome new features. Including, the Emmitt Smith simulator and a tribute honoring the early 90's Cowboys Starter Jacket.

The History channel has picked up a few "reality" series. One about cutting random objects in half to see whats inside. Sure to be riveting television. BTW, is a reality show, any show that uses hand-held cameras? Stupid genre title.

To some people, anything is a canvas.

Hanging at GABP

2009-09-30T13:10:00.000-04:00

I went to the Reds game on tuesday. They won. Jay Bruce hit two dingers. I have some pictures from the game. I need your help with one.
The view from the moondeck.

We spotted this guy right next to us. He begs the question, is it ever ok for a guy to wear ugs?

The answer is of course no. What made this guys boots such flagrant violation of manhood? His girl was wearing them too. That in itself is normal, but not in combination with the boyfriend UGS. Its like he is trying to be her. Wierd.

I admit they look comfortable, but so does a turbin. You dont see me wrapping my head up do you? This is really bad.

Here I am expressing my discust.

Drumming to classical music

2009-09-24T21:01:00.000-04:00

See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor.

This guy is a badass. Man he must have spent a long time working on that. Im looking forward to his take on The Nutcracker when xmas rolls around.

Cartoon theme song roundup

2009-09-24T20:55:00.000-04:00

Which one of these cartoon theme song parodies is better?
The Jetsons "hates his wife"

See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor.

Or Ducktales "get to the ER before his brain swells ooh ooh ooh"

See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor.

I have to go with Ducktales. I crap myself everytime I see it. It also has staying power. It gets stuck in your head. It really has it all.

Delante's Inferno

2009-09-24T20:34:00.000-04:00

Damn. You arent going to belive this one. One of my favorite NBA players is busted for weapons posession. Damn.

Of course we all know Delante from his great play off the bench for Cleveland and also for his hilarious soundbites. For example: Here he is harrassing a rookie that forgot his Krispie-Kremes.

There is so much great stuff in that clip. "Snitches get stitches" kills me everytime.

Okay so according to the worldwide leader, Delante was near his home in Maryland and cut off a police officer in his Spyder motorcycle. A Syder looks like this.

The police found 2 handguns on West and a shotgun in a guitar case. Im dead serious. I mean Delante, "how playa is that?". Youre thinking, "whats he need that much firepower for?" Look at the picture of his ride one more time. Any self-respecting person would immediately try to kill anyone riding that thing. I know when I roll out on my 3-wheeler, I always roll out strapped. Id be scared not to.

Delante is one of my favorite players, but hes boring compared to nu,ber 1 on my list.................Big Baby.

Randomness 9-24

2009-09-24T09:07:00.000-04:00

Pee-wee is back! Did you see him on Jay Leno? I dont blame you for not knowing or watching. Jay Leno is the worst. I have to admit I dont think PW was that funny. However, Id still go see his stage show. That dude used to kill me as a kid.

Im not really sure what the whole salad thing was about. But any momentum that PW picked up fizzeled when part of the stage fell. I prefer to remember him like this.

This is crazy story about Kings Island. Apperently they have a scene in their annual Fearfest that strongly resembles the recent murder of one Steve McNair. Dirty pool old man, dirty pool.

The Rock and Roll HOF is has its list of nominees out. My mortal locks include, Genesis, Red Hot Chili Peppers, and Jummy Cliff.

Which universe has the hottest women? Star Trek or the Joss Whedon? I have to admit, I fell in love with Ashley Judd in that episode of Star Trek TNG she did. Brunnets kill blonds everytime in my book anyway.

A compilation of photos from the World Beard and Mustache championship. Which one is your favorite?

Boris Yeltson was a drunk according to Bill Clinton. This article is hilarious. Its highlights from hours of interviews with Clinton about his presidency. There are some great moments in here. Like Boris in his underwear outside the whitehouse trying to hail a cab.

For some reason this morning my computer is giving me all kinds of problems. Everytime I try to put a picture up on here, IE shuts down because of an error. I wish I could just shut down and start over when I fuck up.

The Watchmen ultimate, rip you off just in time for xmas,edition is out. I agree with this guy. I mean I almost peed my pants in the theater it was so long. Now you want to make an extended edition so I can pee in my pants at home. I guess I could just pause it, but thats too much work.

So the Bengals play the Steelers this weekend. Ill have my NFL picks up later. Im 6-5 this season! Here are some thoughts from the stool on Mike Tomlin's wish to be Bill Belicheck. (Also go here to see the gratuitous fat chick steelers fan photo)

Hines Ward is also talking shit.

The Reds are pounding out a decent end of the season. It means nothing, but Im going to one last game next week. Wednesday against the Cards, Ill be in the Moondeck screaming at some Sr Louis outfielders. (Here is where id put a picture of myself screaming)

Ricky Gervais on Conan O'Brien

2009-09-22T19:50:00.000-04:00

This was way too funny not to post. I love his apology after dumping a gallon of water on Conan's head. I freaking love Rickey Gervais. The Office (british) is one of the funniest shows Ive ever watched. His use of the non sequitur is unmatched. Here are a few jems from his the Office and Extras.
This one has a Star Trek tie in. Capt Picard is hilarious in this one.

My Netflix Queue 9-22

2009-09-22T12:54:00.000-04:00

Im not sure how many of you subscribe to Netflix. If you are still renting movies from a store, you need to stop. Really. Its such a rip off compared to Netflix. Plus the watch it now option is so cool. Im not one to pimp some product, so you know its great.

So, every once in awhile, I will share with you whats been showing up in my red envelopes.

The first movie Id like to review is apropriately named, American Movie. Its a documentary that follows the making of a low, low , low budget horror film. The man making the movie and his friend are unexpectedly charismatic. I mean, this is what they look like.

You are immediately sucked into their struggles to finish the short film Coven(pronounced with a long o). Its a really funny and entertaining doc, with tons of heart. Who cant identify with the underdog? I recomend it.

I am a big Star Trek fan. Im not ashamed to admit it. What I am ashamed to admit is that I watched the William Shatner series Invasion Iowa.

Its a "reality" show where William Shatner and a host of characters show up in a small town in Iowa and film a fake movie. The premise is pretty mean. They cast a bunch of the unsuspecting towns people in the shitty shitty movie written and directed by Shatner. It was really funny for brief moments, just because of the crazy situations the crew manipulates into occuring. Plus the actors he cast for his crew were pretty great. That said, overall it was terrible. But so is Star Trek and I love that. I do not recomend this one.

The last one is a classic I just recieved today. Ive seen this one before, but its worth many viewings. Its the movie adaptation of the play Glenngary Glennross. First of all the cast is makes the Oceans movies look like American Movie. You got, Al Pacino, Jack Lemmon, Ed Harris, Alan Arkin, and the Alec Baldwins best performance of all time. Set in a cold call sales office, it follows the cut throat world of sales. Jack Lemmon is awesome as a desperate and pathetic salesman just trying to get by. When Alec Baldwin, the boss, shows up an proposes a sales contest, the shit hits the fan. Tremendous, I highly recomend this one.

Randomness 9-22

2009-09-22T11:23:00.000-04:00

These posts will be just what you think they are. Random as hell.

I am still trying to figure out how to put videos on here, so bear with me here.

What a weekend of football. Holy shit it was great. Of course the Bengals upset was tremendous, but I was more impressed with the Giants comeback win over the Cowboys.

I am a big fan of the Big Lebowski. If youve never seen thst movie, you have issues. Anyway, they are talking about a sequel. Really? Not needed and could be a disaster. I say let a classic be.

Ever wonder what the best Sci-fi showers scenes are? Me either, but that doesnt stop me from appreciating the first one on this list.

The Milton Bradley experiment is over in Chicago. As a Reds fan, all I can say is.....Dammit!

Star Wars and Baseball? They would have a strange child.

I think I got the video right. This is rminds me of some Tom Green shit. That guy kills me. These golfers want to kill the space program.

At some point, x-Bengal John Thornton will share his thoughts on the weekend that was in the NFL.

The world of the Babylonian

2009-09-21T18:54:00.000-04:00

Welcome to my blog.

Here you will find my musings on many subjects. Mainly sports oriented, but I have oppinions on all subjects from music to life. I always try to keep it light.

Ive been blogging on a different site for awhile now. Im moving here because I couldnt get any traffic on the old site. Im hoping to build a little following here. So lets get it started with a few facts about the Babylonian.

I root for all of the Cincinnati teams. Bengals, Reds, UC, and XU. Im kind of a transendental sorst fan. I dont let things upset me. I only let them excite me.

I am also a big NY Giants fan. I am not from New York, I just started following them in Tiki's last year. Been a fan ever since. Theyve brought me a bunch of playoff apearences and a SuperBowl win.

I am a music lover. I play a few instruments like guitar, bass, and drums. I also teach lessons in these instruments on the weekends. Its the most challenging/rewarding thing Ive ever done.

Okay, that was a lame intro. But now you know a little about me(like you care). Lame! Lame! Lame!

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